cursor by ofsquidgyandkellin! Liz From Mars

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(via funnyandphosisticated)

31,580 notes

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

(via funnyandphosisticated)

253,628 notes
reblog if ur a rebel

republicanthot:

-stay up past 8pm
-watch pg movies w/o parental guidance
-eats yogurt

(Source: gasoilne, via funnyandphosisticated)

94,062 notes

salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

image

(via funnyandphosisticated)

171,247 notes

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via funnyandphosisticated)

302,888 notes